This is the Critically Rated Guide to creating a list. After you read this, you should be able to make your own lists like a champion.
- Decide what your list will be about. In this case, the topic is how to make a list.
- Come up with a catchy title that catches the reader’s attention.
- Include a brief summary after the title that goes into a little more detail about your topic.
- Start listing things by beginning at Step 1.
- Then go to Step 2.
- Then go to Step 3.
- Then write down the fourth step, then the fifth, and then the sixth, and so on. A good list should have at least ten steps.
- Once you’ve listed all the things that you wanted to list, you should write another brief summary of your topic for your conclusion.
- Then you should use spell check and edit your list before you finalize it and publish it for the world to see.
- 10. Bask in the glory of creating a list.
And that’s how you create a list. Pretty simple stuff, right? The hardest part is just getting enough time to sit down and write one. Your homework assignment for the next week is to make a list of your own. Just don’t be lazy and write a list about writing a list because that’s kind of pretentious and people see right through that shit.
Critically Rated at 15/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


