I’m too hungover and lazy to write anything amazing, so I though I would spit out a list of alternative titles for the Harry Potter series. People like lists and people like Harry Potter. It’s a winning combination.
Book 1: Harry Potter & the Start of the Beginning
Book 2: Harry Potter & the Unnecessary Flying Car
Book 3: Harry Potter & the One with Time Travel
Book 4: Harry Potter & the Ultimate Reality Show
Book 5: Harry Potter & the Cunt Called Umbridge
Book 6: Harry Potter & the Death of Dumbledore
Book 7: Harry Potter & the Sudden Realization that It’s Over and There is Nothing Else Worth Reading
So there you go. Hope you enjoyed my half-assed list.
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
