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Uploading Pictures Of Yourself Camping

The whole point of camping is to get away from it all. Away from city life, away from technology, away from your cell phone. You should be chilling in the woods, sitting around a campfire, telling stories and making jokes. You should be living. Why the fuck are you taking picture of yourself camping and uploading it to Facebook? I’m not opposed to taking pictures of the campsite or the views or having fun. That’s totally fine. I’m against taking a picture and instantly uploading it. You’re not camping if you don’t have a signal, you’re just a hipster in the woods. Put down the phone and look at a tree. You came out to nature to experience nature, not to add another hashtag to your resume.

Critically Rated at 3/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Announcing That You’re Quitting a Social Media Site

Announcing that you’re quitting a social media site is a transparently desperate plea for attention. I constantly see posts on Facebook and Twitter denouncing Facebook and Twitter: “Sorry guys, I’ve had enough. I’m leaving Facebook for good. Sorry, but e-mail me if you want to stay in touch. Ciao!” First off, shut the fuck up. Secondly, nobody will notice. Nobody cares. I mean nobody. Nobody will confront you on the street, asking why you won’t comment on their statuses or like pictures of their dog wearing people clothes. Nobody will miss your witty status updates or your impressive check-ins. Nobody likes them now, that’s probably why you’re quitting. But if you want to quit than quit. Just shut the fuck up about it.

Critically Rated at 3/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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