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Your Favorite Cup

I have a favorite cup. It’s a plastic souvenir cup that my friend got for me from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. I pretty much use it every single day. I’m even using it right now. I wash it and rinse it out everyday, but it never goes into the cupboard. It lives in my room on the table so my roommates can’t steal it and use it. One time my friend used it without asking me. I had to use another cup, and it made my drink taste weird. I’m not against other cups, I just prefer my Harry Potter one. Plus I don’t have a dishwasher so I try to keep my dish use down to a minimum. The less shit I use, the less shit I have to clean up. But even if I had a dishwasher, I’d probably still use the same cup everyday anyway. Things taste better out of your favorite cup, even if it’s just psychosomatic. I don’t know how a plastic drinking vessel can have so much sentimental value, but it does. I know that I’m crazy, but it’s way more interesting than being normal. Cheers to that with my Harry Potter cup.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Kid’s Cup

A kid’s cup is a cup for a child or clumsy teenager. They are typically plastic with bright, colorful displays and a plastic lid with a straw to prevent spills. It’s one step up from a sippy-cup. They are fun when you’re little, but you start getting offended when you’ve hit double digits and you’re still getting a kid’s cup. You want the real thing. You want a glass or at least a cup without a lid. You’ve earned the right to spill on yourself, damn it.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Grabbing the Wrong Drink

You’re at a party and having a good time. You set your plastic keg cup down for a second and when you go to pick it back up you notice three other identical cups in the vicinity. You can’t remember which one is yours, so you grab the fullest cup and start drinking. A few sips in you realize that it isn’t yours. Fuck it, alcohol kills germs anyway. Grabbing the wrong drink isn’t the biggest mistake you can make.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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