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Java Monster Mean Bean

Java Monster Mean Bean is an energy drink infused with coffee. Or maybe it’s coffee infused with an energy drink. All I know for sure is that it wakes me up in the morning, it makes me shake, and I think I’m developing a heart murmur. It tastes like iced coffee with cream and an excessive amount of sugar. There is no way that this beverage is beneficial to your health, but I still can’t stop drinking it. I like it. Not as much as Red Bull or a regular cup of coffee, but it’s a nice way to mix things up in the morning. I’m not a big fan of Monster energy drinks, but this one is enjoyable. It’s not as good as a Starbucks Doubleshot Espresso, but it gets the job done.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Peace Iced Tea Sweet Lemon Tea

Peace Iced Tea or Peace Tea is a brand of iced teas made by the people who make Monster Energy drinks. They come in 23 oz cans and cost 99 cents. I got their Sweet Lemon Tea. It says that it’s 100% natural tea, with no artificial flavors, no preservatives, no artificial colors… that means it’s healthy because labels don’t lie. The cans are colorful and have artwork on them. My can of iced tea depicts the fall of the Berlin Wall. I don’t like it when my beverage goes political. Next time I’ll grab my usual Arizona Iced Tea and leave the Peace Tea for the hippies.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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