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Crappy Kid Art

I’m at that precious age where about half my friends seem to be having kids. That means my Facebook feed is being constantly bombarded with pictures of kids and kid-related stuff posted by proud parents. And let me tell you, there are a lot of posts of crappy kid art. I’m sorry, but that doesn’t look like a dog at all. I wouldn’t have known that it was a dog if it wasn’t labeled as a dog. I’m not impressed. I could draw a dog way better than that. A friend of mine showed off a picture of her daughter’s rainbow. It wasn’t a rainbow at all. It wasn’t arched, it wasn’t layered, and the color scheme was all off. It was just a bunch of differently colored squiggly lines swirled together. A blind person with Parkinson’s disease could draw a better rainbow. Call me old fashioned, but I miss the old days when crappy kid art was confined to the refrigerator.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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Peace Iced Tea Sweet Lemon Tea

Peace Iced Tea or Peace Tea is a brand of iced teas made by the people who make Monster Energy drinks. They come in 23 oz cans and cost 99 cents. I got their Sweet Lemon Tea. It says that it’s 100% natural tea, with no artificial flavors, no preservatives, no artificial colors… that means it’s healthy because labels don’t lie. The cans are colorful and have artwork on them. My can of iced tea depicts the fall of the Berlin Wall. I don’t like it when my beverage goes political. Next time I’ll grab my usual Arizona Iced Tea and leave the Peace Tea for the hippies.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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