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Coin Snatching

Coin snatching is when you snatch a coin or coins off of your elbow. If you’re right handed, put a quarter onto your right elbow and balance it there. Then let your elbow drop and try to grab the quarter out of the air with your right hand. It takes a couple of tries but it’s pretty easy to get the hang of it. Practice with one quarter for a while and you can start moving up to more and more coins. It more impressive if you have more coins, but it’s also more embarrassing when you fail. Coin snatching will never get you any girls, but it’s a good bar trick if you can do it when you’re drunk.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Something Sticky on Your Elbow

You’re doing chores around the house: sweeping, dusting, and generally cleaning up your living area. At some point you realize that you have something sticky on your elbow and you’re not quite sure what it is, where it came from, or how it got on your elbow in the first place. All you know is that it suddenly showed up and now nobody wants to touch your weenus. It’s the mystery factor that makes it more disturbing. It could be one of a million different things. It could be placenta or barbeque sauce or animal semen. And it’s on your elbow. All you can do is wash it off and pretend like it didn’t happen. Nobody wants a sticky elbow.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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