Something Sticky on Your Elbow

You’re doing chores around the house: sweeping, dusting, and generally cleaning up your living area. At some point you realize that you have something sticky on your elbow and you’re not quite sure what it is, where it came from, or how it got on your elbow in the first place. All you know is that it suddenly showed up and now nobody wants to touch your weenus. It’s the mystery factor that makes it more disturbing. It could be one of a million different things. It could be placenta or barbeque sauce or animal semen. And it’s on your elbow. All you can do is wash it off and pretend like it didn’t happen. Nobody wants a sticky elbow.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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