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Drunk Food

 One of the best things about getting drunk is getting drunk food. Drunk food is a complete meal you can eat with your hands that fills you up and is served quickly. Certain foods taste better when you’re inebriated. Pizza is always good, but it’s so much better when you’re drunk. A drunk burrito in between bars keeps your night going. Stumbling across a street vendor selling bacon-wrapped hot dogs will make you believe that God is real and wants us to be happy. Drunk food provides you with the much needed fuel to keep on drinking. It makes the party last longer. You know you had a good night when you find an empty pizza box on the counter when you wake up the next morning and no recollection of getting it. I’m not promoting binge drinking, I’m promoting eating food when you’re binge drinking. There’s a slight difference I’m sure. 

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Waiting for a Burrito

I was hungry and craving a burrito earlier. And when you’re craving a burrito, getting a burrito becomes your top priority. I grabbed my skateboard and had to make a choice. I could go left or right. The burrito place on the left was closer but more expensive. The burrito place on the right was farther away, but they had better burritos for a cheaper price. I decided to go to the right. I got there and was dismayed to see the line going out the door. I decided to suck it up and got in line. I was only waiting for a few minutes when I heard the cashier tell a customer that it would take at least twenty-five minutes until his food would be ready. I needed a burrito, but I’m not going to wait a half an hour to get one. I had to go to the other burrito place.

I skated back the other direction, passing my house and continuing on for a few more blocks. Luckily there wasn’t much of a line. I was able to order within a minute or two, and was out the door in less than five minutes. I skated back home with my well-deserved burrito. As I peeled back the foil and bit into it, I noticed the time. It had been roughly twenty-five minutes since I left one burrito place for the other. But all that extra skating was worth it because I didn’t have to wait. Waiting for a burrito is a waste of time. I regret nothing.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Taco Bell Cantina Steak Burrito

Eating at Taco Bell is never a great idea, but sometimes you get the craving for mystery meat wrapped in a fake tortilla. You’ll make the trek to Taco Bell and order a combo meal and regret it a few bites in. Taco Bell isn’t really known for its quality food. But now they have a new burrito, the Cantina Steak Burrito, and it almost tastes like a real burrito. It’s the closest thing to actual food that they have on the menu. It was created by Chef Lorena Garcia, and I don’t know who she is, but she’s all over the advertisements for it so I’m assuming she’s famous. It has thick cut marinated steak, black beans, Latin rice, romaine lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, corn, pepper salsa, and cilantro dressing. It sounds better than it actually is. It’s still Taco Bell, so it’s still terrible. But at least they are trying to make their food edible now.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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