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Netflix Race

My roommate got his own Netflix account a month or two ago. He asked me to recommend a few shows for him to binge-watch. I gave him a few suggestions, Arrow was one of them, and he started to watch it. He was starting with the pilot episode, while I was already ten episodes into the third season. Each season has twenty-three episodes so I had a bit of head start on him to say the least. I would follow his progress, asking him where he was in the show and what he thought was going to happen next. He was flying through it. I was only watching an episode every couple of days. Pretty soon he was done with the first season. Before I knew it he was done with the second season. Suddenly he was on the third season and steadily catching up to me. Now it’s a race, a Netflix race. I have three episodes to go in the third season and he’s fifteen episodes in. I think I’ll beat him this time thanks to my massive head start but I’m never challenging him to a Netflix race again. He’s too damn good at Netflix and chilling.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Harry Potter Glasses

It’s impossible to picture Harry Potter in your head without his trademark glasses. You’re thinking of Danielle Radcliffe if you think you can and Daniel Radcliffe is not Harry Potter. There’s a difference. Anyway, those circular specs are a huge part of Harry Potter’s image. It makes him seem more relatable and less like a powerful wizard. But that got me to thinking that those glasses are proof that he’s not that great of a wizard. I mean Hermione used magic to change her teeth. We know that they can regrow and mend broken bones with Skele-Gro. You’re telling me there’s not a spell to cure astigmatism? They don’t have magical contacts? Somebody ask J.K. Rowling for me if you get the chance. Thanks.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Youngil_fullxfull.508808955_o5l1_original

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A New Song From Your Favorite Artist

Everybody has a favorite band or artist. You have all their albums. You know all their songs. You’ve even seen them in concert a few times. You love their music. You put it on and it’s like a blanket, it wraps around you all warm and comfy. And every couple of years they put out a new album or release a new single. And there’s nothing quite like hearing a new song from your favorite artist for the first time. You know that you’re going to like it before you even hear it. You hit play and the music hits you. It should sound familiar yet still be new and exciting. It’s like unwrapping an awesome birthday present for three and a half minutes. You’re hooked and you can’t put it down. And when the song ends you play it over again and again so you can learn all the words.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Kung Fury

Kung Fury is a 2015 Swedish martial arts/comedy film written, directed, and starring David Sandberg. It was crowdfunded via Kickstarter, so it’s by the people and for the people. It has a ridiculous plot about a time travelling kung fu cop who’s fighting an alternate version of Adolf Hitler known as the Kung Führer. Throw in a half-man, half-Triceratops cop called Triceracop, Thor (the actual Norse god of thunder and not the Marvel superhero), a couple of Viking vixens, and David Hasselhoff as a talking car, and you have the recipe for one of the most explosive thirty minutes of action comedy that you will ever experience.

If you like absurd action sequences that were obviously filmed in front of green screens, you’ll love Kung Fury. It looks and feels like a video game come to life, particularly when Kung Fury is cutting through hordes of Nazis one after the other. The special effects aren’t realistic, but they don’t pretend to be. It’s a B movie that knows it’s a B movie and celebrates being a B movie. It doesn’t take itself seriously. If you hate it, it’s because you want to hate it.

Critically Rated at 12/17

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Watching the Game at the Laundromat

I got rid of cable a few years ago and I only regret not being able to watch sports at home. My options are kind of limited. I can watch games a friend’s house or at a bar somewhere. But it dawned on me as I was doing laundry earlier today that I can watch the game at the laundromat. The laundromat that I go to has cable TV, a few chairs to relax on, and is hardly ever crowded so I could control the remote. I figure I can go there as a last resort if I ever need to. I would do a couple loads of laundry, taking as much time as possible while sipping on a couple of tall boys. I’d be a paying customer so I could get away with it. I think it’s a great idea. I’m surprised that it took me thirty years to think of it.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Almost Famous

Almost Famous is 2000 comedy-drama film written and directed by Cameron Crowe. It’s partially based on Cameron Crowe’s own experiences as a teenaged writer for Rolling Stone. Seems to me that Cameron Crowe is a bit of an overachiever. So I have a confession to make. I saw this movie for the first time a week ago. Every time someone has mentioned this movie, I smiled, nodded my head, and pretended to know what everyone was talking about. A good portion of my life has been a lie. I’m sorry.

But I’ve seen it now. It’s a pretty good movie. I understand why it’s still relevant fifteen years later. Almost Famous tells the story of William Miller (played by Patrick Fugit), a high school student who gets tasked with writing an article for Rolling Stone about a band called Stillwater. Stillwater might be a fictional band, but they still rock hard. William goes on tour with the band, while forming a friendship with Penny Lane (played by Kate Hudson in her breakout role), a groupie with a heart of gold, and an uneasy alliance with the various members of Stillwater.

It’s a coming of age story. William learns about life and love, he loses his virginity, and he finds himself. It’s a period piece set in 1973 but it doesn’t feel dated. It has a great soundtrack, filled with tons of real classic rock songs and pseudo classic rock songs written for the movie. It features the best use of Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” ever put on film. The cast includes a bunch of A-listers before they were super famous like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Billy Crudup, Frances McDormand, Jason Lee, Zooey Deschanel, Anna Deschanel, Jimmy Fallon, and Rainn Wilson just to name a few.

The movie has a nice pace in the beginning, but it starts to drag along towards the end. It could have been thirty minutes shorter. They should have skipped most of the stuff that happens after they all sing “Tiny Dancer.” The plot fizzles out and loses momentum. It’s still good though. I would recommend that you watch it if you haven’t yet. Better late than never.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Narcos

Narcos is a Netflix original television series about Pablo Escobar and the DEA agents trying to catch him. It’s based on real people and actual events, and everything that happens in the show has some basis in reality. The series uses a lot of archival footage which further reminds the viewer that all this shit actually happened, it wasn’t just conceived by a roomful of writers, and that’s frightening. Pablo Escobar was a real criminal who became larger than life. This series tells his story. It doesn’t sympathize him, it humanizes him. It doesn’t hide the fact that he’s a bad person, it shows that he’s still a person.

If you don’t know about Pablo Escobar, allow me to give you a crash course. He grew up poor in Colombia, started his life of crime as a teenager selling contraband cigarettes and fake lotto tickets, before moving into kidnapping and smuggling. Eventually he found his niche as a cocaine smuggler and became the most powerful and wealthy criminal on the planet. He portrayed himself as a Robin Hood figure, giving money to the poor, building hospitals, schools, housing projects, churches, and soccer stadiums. He also bombed buildings and airplanes and put up a bounty for killing police officers. He had mansions, private islands, a fleet of planes, his own army, a zoo, held political office, and was worth over fifty billion dollars. All told, he was a pretty interesting guy.

Narcos brings you inside his world over the course of ten episodes. The storyline is split between Pablo Escobar and Steve Murphy, the DEA agent trying to catch him. Escobar’s parts are spoken in Spanish and are subtitled into English, so yes, there is some reading required if don’t hablo the español. Murphy’s parts are in English, and over the course of the season you can see him learning and speaking more Spanish as time goes on.

The cast is relatively unknown. Wagner Moura plays Pablo Escobar, Boyd Holbrook plays Steve Murphy, and I never heard of either of them until Narcos. The most recognizable actor is probably Luis Guzmán. The lack of famous faces makes it easier to focus on the characters and story. And it’s a damn good story. Go watch it now.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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October 21, 2015

It’s October 21, 2015. It’s a holiday. If you don’t know why, you’re not a real nerd. Today is the day that Marty McFly traveled to in the future in Back to the Future Part II. I was born in 1985, which is Marty McFly’s main year and timeframe. I grew up watching the Back to the Future trilogy. I went on the ride at Universal Studios Hollywood. I watched the terrible cartoon. I feel a personal connection to the franchise. I’ve been waiting my whole life for this day. And here it is. I don’t know how to celebrate. I can’t take a victory lap around the block on a hoverboard. All I can do is blog about it and get the word out. That’s what this is. We are in the future. The future is now. Soon it will be the past. But for now it’s still now and I will take that. It’s Back to the Future Day. Embrace it.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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2015 MLB Postseason

Sorry that I haven’t been posting on a regular basis, but it’s the 2015 MLB postseason and I’ve been a little distracted. It’s harder to blog when you’re going directly to the bar after work to catch the game. It’s a little strange watching the games without the San Francisco Giants taking part, but it’s an odd year so that’s to be expected.. When the Giants are playing I’m either focused on offense or defense. It’s kind of nice watching teams that I’m not invested in because I can see the whole game

This has been a pretty exciting postseason. There have been a lot of memorable moments so far. Kyle Schwarber’s mammoth homerun that landed on top of the Cub’s scoreboard, Jose Bautista’s bat flip to end all bat flips, Daniel Murphy’s heads up baserunning and homerun tirade all stand out. All of the Division Series went to a pivotal Game 5 except for the Cubs vs. Cardinals.

Now the Kansas City Royals and the Toronto Blue Jays are battling it out for the American League pennant and the Chicago Cubs are trailing the New York Mets for the National League pennant. The winning teams will go on to face each other in the World Series. It doesn’t matter who wins. No matter what it will be good for baseball. All the competing teams haven’t won the World Series in decades. If your team isn’t in it, you should be rooting for the Cubs. Not for the fact that they haven’t won in over a century, just so that Back to the Future Part II is right. We don’t have hoverboards or flying DeLoreans, but I’ll take a Chicago championship.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Songs Fading Out

I remember going on road trips with my family growing up. My parents were always playing oldies on the car stereo. They had a few of those collections that they sold on TV, like Sounds of the Sixties and stuff like that. I remember a bunch of the songs didn’t really have endings. They just sort of faded out and the new song began. Maybe the bands and producers were lazy and didn’t know how to properly end a song. But I like songs fading out. It’s like the song never really ends, you’re just walking away from it and it’s repeating endlessly somewhere until you get back around to hearing it again. I wish more songs were like that. Maybe more musicians can bring back the fade out and make it trendy again. Endings are nice and all, but sometimes you don’t want some things to end.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Looking Forward to a Movie and Never Seeing It

Looking forward to a movie and never seeing it seems to be the new trend. Movie theater attendance is the lowest that it’s been in twenty years according one article that I read on the internet but I believe it. I used to love going to the movies. I would see a new movie practically every week. Now I only see a new movie every few months, usually about three or four a year. Hollywood has gotten lazy, theaters have gotten more expensive, and there are plenty of better things to do on a Friday night. I still watch movie trailers online though. I like to know what’s coming out and who is in it. Most movies look interesting enough, but I find that my interest has waned when it finally comes out. You only have a two week window to see a new movie before it’s not a topic of discussion anymore and thus not worth watching. There were a lot of blockbusters that I wanted to see this summer like Jurassic World, Ant-Man, Mad Max: Fury Road, Inside Out, Straight Outta Compton, but I only ended up seeing Avengers: Age of Ultron. I saw one movie all summer and that’s it. I’m not the only one. It seems that more and more people are looking forward to a movie and never seeing it, at least not in the theaters. It’s not worth the time or the money to go to the movies anymore.

Critically Rated at 9/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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I Got Rid of Cable

There was a time when I was addicted to cable television and all it had to offer. My roommates and I had every single HD channel you could think of, including all the premium movie channels, along with Video on Demand, and few DVRs, the works. I could watch anything at anytime and I did. It I spent hours flipping through my favorite channels and searching for shows and movies to record. It was an addiction and I was hooked. Or I thought I was. Until my roommates and I decided that cable wasn’t worth it anymore and we discontinued our service.

You know what? It wasn’t the end of the world. It wasn’t that hard of a transition either, as long as you have a solid internet connection. It helps having a Netflix or Hulu subscription too. I don’t have Hulu, but I have Netflix and Netflix is pretty great. They have tons of movie and series and great original programming. You could survive on Netflix. But honestly, I rely on YouTube more than anything else for entertainment. I subscribe to a lot of channels like WatchMojo, Vice, Vsauce, and too many more to name. You can get stuck in a music video playlist. All the late night talk shows upload their best content. There’s tons of sports highlights too, its like having ESPN at your fingertips. YouTube is better than basic cable and it’s free.

The biggest thing that I miss is watching sports, particularly baseball. The first thing I did after I got rid of cable was go out and buy an old radio from Goodwill. Listening to Jon Miller and Dave Flemming on KNBR 680 with MLB Gameday open on my laptop is almost as good as watching the San Francisco Giants on TV. Almost. I will go to a friend’s house or to a bar for really important games. It’s more fun to watch with more people anyway so it wasn’t much of a change. Other than live sports, there is plenty of life after cable. I got rid of cable. I regret nothing.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Don’t Trust Anyone Who Hasn’t Seen Star Wars

I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t seen Star Wars. I’m talking Episode IV: A New Hope, the original film that started it all. There’s really no excuse for not seeing it. It’s only two hours long and it’s been out for nearly forty years now. Everyone’s had plenty of time to catch up. Star Wars is a huge part of pop culture. Everybody knows about lightsabers and Darth Vader and that Luke made out with his sister. The film transcends the cinema, it’s more than just a movie. So I think that everyone should watch it at least once. If you don’t like it, that’s fine. At least you watched it. And if you do like it, then there are tons of sequels, spinoffs, and a whole extended universe for you to explore.

Not watching Star Wars is like living under a rock. And people shouldn’t live under rocks. They should live in houses with Blu-ray players and Star Wars on Blu-ray. I’m not saying you’re behind the times if you haven’t seen Star Wars. I’m saying you’re way behind the times. They finished the original trilogy. Then they finished the prequel trilogy. Now they are starting a whole new trilogy. It’s the perfect time to jump on the bandwagon. And I won’t talk to you scruffy-looking Nerfherders until you do.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014 film)

I was born in 1985 and, like most kids my age, I was brought up a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I grew up watching the cartoon show on TV. I remember watching the first movie in theaters and somersaulting down the aisles and practicing my karate moves. I had all the toys, the classic toys, the ones where you had to punch the weapons out from the brown plastic thing that held them together. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you never had real Ninja Turtle toys. I still rock Ninja Turtle gear. I have a few shirts and a few pairs of boxers featuring my favorite reptilian warriors. The Ninja Turtles were a big part of my childhood, and that’s why I was scared to see how Michael Bay would butcher the franchise in the 2014 cinematic reboot.

I didn’t see the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in theaters because I was pretty sure that it was going to suck and I didn’t want to waste my money on it. It came out on Netflix last month, so I caved in and watched it. It wasn’t half bad. It wasn’t half good either, but it really wasn’t terrible. They changed the origin story a little bit. They made April O’Neil way more important than she should have been. She’s the main character for some stupid reason. The film follows her journey as she tries to become a respected journalist. They should have focused more on the Ninja Turtles. The movie is called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not April O’Neil and the TMNT.

            They changed a lot of minor things, but they still stay somewhat true to the comics. The Ninja Turtles all have the same names, weapons, and colors as they do in the comics. They live in the sewer and eat pizza. Leonardo is still the leader, Donatello is still the smart one, Michelangelo is still the party dude, and Raphael is still the rebel and badass. They were all raised and trained by Splinter, only Splinter’s origin story is slightly modified. They changed his character arc to include him teaching himself martial arts after he was mutated. I always thought that he learned by imitating his master before he got mutated. Not a big change, just a huge middle finger to my childhood.

The action scenes and set pieces were all satisfactory. My biggest complaint would be that some action scenes were too chaotic and hard to follow. Imagine Transformers only with turtles instead of robots and you’ll see what I’m talking about. Other than that, it was the fiasco that I was hoping it would be. It was entertaining and that’s all you expect from a blockbuster with over a hundred million-dollar budget. I still prefer the Ninja Turtles from my youth, but the next generation of kids deserve Ninja Turtles of their own.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Queen at Live Aid 1985

My roommate and I play cards a few times a week. We sit and talk, drink beer, maybe smoke a little bud, and watch music videos on YouTube. If that sounds like a good time, it’s because it is. We take turns being the DJ and playing songs, trying to introduce each other to new stuff and revisiting old favorites from the past. The other night I played him Queen’s set at Live Aid in 1985. In case you don’t know, Queen’s Live Aid set is considered to be one of the best live performances of all time. Watch it and I’m sure you’ll agree. Watch it right now. Seriously. Here it is. Watch the entire set and then finish reading this blog. I’ll wait.

Wow. Just wow. I still have goosebumps. Now you do too. How electrifying was that? They killed it. Freddie Mercury had a stadium full of people clapping in unison and singing along while millions more watched it live via satellite from home. He generated more energy than a thousand nuclear bombs. It’s only a twenty-minute set, but it will be remembered forever, especially that rendition of “Radio Ga Ga.” It deserves to be remembered. It’s not a perfect set, that’s the amazing thing about it. It’s far too abbreviated. There’s feedback and distortion. The rest of the band wasn’t particularly spectacular. But Freddie Mercury was. He was all over the stage, playing multiple instruments, singing his heart out, and owning the crowd.

I’ve been to a lot of concerts. I’ve seen a lot of big bands and famous names and great sets. I’ve never experienced anything half as good as this. It’s weird to watch a recorded live set that you didn’t experience personally, but you watch it and you feel like you were there. You feel like you are a part of it. That’s the sign of a great frontman, and Freddie was the best. You can disagree with me, but you’ll be wrong.

Critically Rated at 17/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp

Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp is a 2015 Netflix original series and a prequel to the 2001 cult classic film Wet Hot American Summer. Don’t watch the show unless you’ve seen the movie. The movie is required viewing. You won’t pick up on half the jokes and you won’t appreciate it as much if you haven’t seen the movie already. The movie is an absurd comedy about the last day at a summer camp. The humor is not for everybody but you will love it if you can open your mind a little.

The movie has a large ensemble cast featuring Janeane Garofalo, Paul Rudd, Molly Shannon, Elizabeth Banks, Amy Poehler, David Hyde Pierce, Bradley Cooper, Christopher Meloni, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, A.D. Miles, Zak Orth, Ken Marino, Joe Lo Truglio, Marguerite Moreau, H. Jon Benjamin, and Judah Friedlander and they all came back for the prequel series. The film is about the last day of camp and the show is about the first day of camp. All the actors are playing three-month younger versions of their characters despite everyone being fifteen years older in real life. If you thought it was funny watching twenty-year olds pretending to be teenagers, wait until you see forty-year olds pretending to be teenagers.

There are eight episodes, each about a half hour long, and each one is about a certain time of day: Campers Arrive, Lunch, Activities, Auditions, Dinner, Electro/City, Staff Party, and Day Is Done. All the episodes were directed by David Wain, who also directed the movie and co-wrote both projects with Michael Showalter. The end result is a TV show that feels like a really long movie. It’s very easy to binge watch and you probably will end up binge watching it. It’s hilarious, filled with jokes and gags from beginning to end. The style of humor is very diverse. It’s slapstick, it’s witty, it’s brash, and it’s subtle. It warrants repeat viewings. I just finished the series and can’t wait to watch it again.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Cribbage

Cribbage is a card game, one of the best card games in fact. All you need is a deck of cards, a cribbage board, cribbage pegs, and somebody to play with. It’s traditionally a two-person game, but you can play with more if necessary. There are a lot of rules and I tried writing them out but it was too instructional and not entertaining enough to keep anybody’s attention. I’m just going to talk about how cool the game is.

Cribbage is cool because there are multiple ways to score. You’re looking for runs, pairs, flushes, straights, and cards that add up to fifteen. You count the points in your hand, and you also play off the other person’s hand and can get more points that way. The dealer has an advantage because he gets an extra four cards in his crib so he can potentially get even more points. You can have a shitty hand but still make a lot of points by outplaying your opponent. Getting points from playing off your opponent’s hand is known as pegging. You’re trying to outpeg the other guy. I’m really good at pegging. I’ve dubbed myself the Pegasaurus. You can even play Muggins, where you steal points from your opponent if he forgets to count them.

You keep track of the score by moving your pegs around the cribbage board and the first player to get to a hundred and twenty-one points wins the game. Cribbage is usually played tournament style. You play to win two out of three games or five out of seven. If you lose by thirty points you got skunked. If you lose by sixty points you got double-skunked. It’s called skunked because you stink.

Cribbage is intimidating to learn. There are a lot of rules and there’s a lot of math. I wouldn’t recommend trying to learn while under the influence. After a while you start to see patterns and which cards work well together and you’ll be able to count your points at a glance. Cribbage is kind of an old person’s game too. Not many youngins know how to play it anymore, but I guarantee that your grandparents know how to play. They probably know all the cribbage lingo and sayings like, “Fifteen two, and the rest won’t do” and “Fifteen two, fifteen four, and the rest won’t score.” That’s right, cribbage has its own phrases. How intrigued are you now? I bet very. You should learn. I’ll teach you.

Critically Rated at 16/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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