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Chex Mix Bold Party Blend

Chex Mix Bold Party Blend is a more courageous version of Chex Mix Traditional Party Blend. You get pieces of Chex cereal, pretzels, bread sticks and rye chips infused with the taste of Worcestershire sauce. The Worcestershire sauce makes it bold. It’s the perfect snack when you get attacked by the munchies. It’s very versatile. You can grab a handful and eat them one piece at a time, or you can savagely shove it all in your mouth. It will leave flavor residue on your fingers, but it still has a nice crunch to it. It’s not junk food if it’s not salty and crunchy. I also have to mention that the food scientists at General Mills did a great job with their preservatives. I opened this bag a few days ago and it still tastes fresh. I didn’t even use a chip clip. Kudos to you.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Getting Stoned and Going Grocery Shopping

One of the biggest mistakes I’ve ever made was getting stoned and going grocery shopping before a camping trip. Anyone who has ever blazed knows what it’s like to experience the munchies. You take a few puffs and suddenly all you want is Cheetos and a Coke. And some Skittles. Oooh, and a Snickers too. Now imagine that you have to buy enough food and drinks to last for the next three days. You don’t want to underestimate how much shit to get, so you’ll compensate by buying a lot more than you need. Instead of getting a pack of 8 sticks of string cheese, you’ll get a pack of 32 just to be safe. Instead of one pack of hot dogs, you’ll buy two. And you can’t forget the buns, ketchup, mustard, and relish. And what goes good with hot dogs? Potato chips! So then you get a few bags of chips, and some dip to go with it. And then a few packs of beer to wash it down. And a few cases of soda just in case somebody doesn’t want beer or if you need a caffeine boost. And obviously you need ice to keep all the drinks cold and the food from spoiling. All that shit adds up, and it adds up quickly, and it doesn’t help that your stoned ass is walking up and down each aisle throwing more unnecessary shit into your cart. Before you know it, you’re at the register and you owe them $364.24. Then you go camping for a few days and end up with a fridge full of expired leftovers that remind you of your stupidity. And you don’t even want to eat any of it because it all tastes like failure. This is the type of situation they should discuss during anti-drug assemblies in middle school.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Munchies Flamin’ Hot

So it is 2:37 AM, you’re stoned at 7-Eleven endlessly debating what to munchies to get, when you discover a bag that literally says MUNCHIES on it, and you know that it was meant to be. Munchies Flamin’ Hot has Flamin’ Hot Cheetos,  Baja Picante Sun Chips, Salsa Doritos, and Rold Gold Pretzels. The Doritos and Sun Chips have a little spicy kick to them, but nothing compared to the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. The Cheetos will make you sweat under your eyes. Even the little pretzels are kind of hot from all the second hand spice from the hotter munchies. A great choice when you can’t choose.

Critically Rated at 15/17

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