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Ocean Spray 100% Pineapple Peach Mango Juice Blend

Ocean Spray is primarily known for their cranberries and cranberry juices. But they’ve delved into other juice blends too. Juice blends like Pineapple Peach Mango. It’s a refreshing tropical juice medley made with pineapple juice concentrate, mango juice concentrate, peach puree concentrate, apple juice concentrate, and grape juice concentrate. That’s five concentrated fruits, which makes for a very focused juice. Ocean Spray 100% Pineapple Peach Mango Juice Blend is a solid alternative to orange juice. It’s a great breakfast beverage, especially on a hot day. It would also make a pretty good mixer for gin or vodka. Alcohol makes everything better.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Teas’ Tea Plus Half and Half Green Tea with Grape

Teas’ Tea Plus Half and Half Green Tea with Grape is a green tea beverage with a little grape juice added. They need to shorten the name; it takes longer to say it than it does to drink it. It comes in a 16.9 ounce bottle and each bottle has 100 calories. It’s also caffeinated, which is always a plus. It’s not really “Half and Half” either. That implies it’s half iced tea and half lemonade. This is half green iced tea and half natural grape flavors with other natural flavors. Doesn’t that sound delicious? It’s a kind of healthy drink, it claims to be all natural, there’s not too much added sugar, but it’s nothing spectacular. It’s not bad, there’s just nothing impressive about it. The flavor is kind of dull. It’s a very bland fruit-tea combination. I wouldn’t recommend it, but I wouldn’t bash you if I saw you drinking it.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Monkeys Know What’s Up

I can’t blame him. Grapes are way better than cucumbers.

Critically Rated at 14/17

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