Monthly Archives: February 2014

It’s bad enough getting a pimple but sometimes you get a pimple somewhere else other than your face. Sometimes you get them on your chest, back, I got one on the top of my ear once, but getting a pimple in your nose is the worst. An inner nose pimple is almost impossible to pop. And it’s not a normal spot for a pimple so it’s noticeable. It also gets kind of swollen and hurts a little bit. It’s kind of like a mosquito bite, it’s not really painful but it is uncomfortable. I would recommend getting a pimple in your nose if you can help it. I don’t know how to prevent nasal zits, but I’m sure you can find a remedy on Google if you look for one. You might want to clear your search history afterwards though. You don’t want other people to associate you with nose pimples.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

There’s something about talking into a fan that reverts everybody into being a five-year-old again. It’s fun. It distorts your voice and makes you sound like Darth Vader. Well, a low-rent Darth Vader, but Darth Vader nonetheless. The most important thing to remember about talking into a fan is to keep your distance. Nothing takes the joy out of fan talking faster than getting your tongue stuck in the blades. You’ll end up with a bloody tongue and a broken fan. And no Darth Vader impression is worth that much hassle. Also try not to spit when you’re talking into a fan, it’s like spitting in the wind and you’ll regret it instantly (especially if your tongue is bleeding).
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young