A few years ago I discovered that singing Blink-182 songs in a Keanu Reeves voice not only fits the music, but it makes it better. Much better in fact. Try it. I recommend singing “All the Small Things” in your best Keanu voice. Imagine Keanu from Bill & Ted doing karaoke and try to imitate that. The more exaggerated your California surfer accent is, the better it will sound. Remember to add unnecessary pauses and to put exaggerated inflections on the wrong words. Those are essential Keanu traits that enhance Blink-182’s pop-punk sound. I don’t know why singing Blink-182 songs in a Keanu Reeves voice sounds so good, but it does. And I try not to question the good things in life, I just embrace them.
Critically Rated at 14/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young