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Buying New Clothes Instead of Doing Laundry 

 I was facing a rather serious dilemma couple of days ago. I was running out of clean underwear and didn’t have time to get any laundry done. I don’t have a washer and dryer in my apartment, so I can’t just throw in a load at night and get it in the morning. I have to go to the laundromat and I didn’t have two consecutive hours to spend waiting for my clothes to go through. So I stopped by the mall after work and bought some boxers, enough to last me for a week until my next day off to do laundry. That was my first time doing that. It was a weird experience. Buying new clothes instead of doing laundry made me feel lazy and wasteful, but also like a rock star. Fuck washing those soiled drawers, I’m just gonna put on a fresh new pair. That’s the American way. I’m still going to do laundry every couple of weeks, but buying new clothes is always a decent backup plan. I should spice up my wardrobe anyway. 

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young 

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Boxers

Guys like going commando. Free and easy, just letting it all hang out, free ballin’… it’s a great feeling.  But society looks down on that. Freedom is for people, not for penises and scrotums to enjoy. Society stresses underwear. Sorry genitals. But there is a great option: boxers. They are like the loose shorts of the underwear world. It’s like going commando without the guilt. Now your junk can enjoy the breeze, and you’re not a sleaze. Boxer briefs are dumb. They look dumb and they are dumb. Whitie-tighties are even dumber. Those are some intellectually inferior undergarments. So dumb. Boxers are smart. Your junk won’t lose circulation, you have easy access for urination, and everyday is a celebration.

Critically Rated at 13/17

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