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Spitting

Spitting is when you forcibly eject saliva, phlegm, or some other substance from your mouth. Some people consider it gross, but a vast majority of the world’s population enjoys a good spit from time to time. I remember when I went to Moscow and needed to spit, but wasn’t sure if it was taboo or not. I glanced around and saw a babushka hocking a fat loogie onto the sidewalk. Anything is acceptable if a little old lady does it. There are only a few rules about spitting. You shouldn’t spit inside unless you have something to spit into. You shouldn’t spit into the wind. And you should never spit on anyone (unless they really deserve it). Spitting on someone is one of the most insulting things you can do to another person. No normal person has ever enjoyed/appreciated being spat on. Your sister gets off on it though.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Gleeking

Gleeking has nothing to do with a cult TV show about singing high school kids. Gleeking is when you project saliva from underneath your tongue. It usually happens randomly, but I know some people who can do it at will. I can’t gleek on demand, it seems to only happen when I’m talking to a hot chick. If you accidently gleek on someone, just ignore it and pretend like nothing happened. Most people will act like they didn’t get gleeked on because they assume that you didn’t mean to spit on them.

Critically Rated at 6/17

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