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Taking Selfies with Someone Else’s Phone

It’s slow season at work so I get into a lot of mischief during my shifts now. One of my newest games is covertly taking selfies with someone else’s phone when they leave it unattended. You don’t need to know their passcode to access the camera so you can take a few random pictures or record a video without them knowing about it. I will take selfies and group shots of me and all of my accomplices, or record a quick video, and sneakily replace their phone without them knowing. Then you sit back and wait for them to discover it. Sometimes it happens right away, sometimes you have to wait a few minutes or hours, and sometimes it takes days. It’s always a funny reaction. There are a few rules to the game. Pick your targets well. Some people don’t like it when you use their stuff without asking. I wouldn’t recommend taking any crotch shots or capturing anything illegal. It should just be funny faces or middle fingers, nothing that will cause any distress. If you take selfies with someone else’s phone, expect to have someone taking selfies with your phone as payback. It’s all part of the game, so make sure you really want to play before you click the shutter button.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Selfies

I have a friend on Facebook who has a minor obsession with taking selfies. She’s kind of attractive but nobody would call her stunning. But she thinks she’s the shit and she feels compelled to share her beauty with the world on a daily basis. She uploads like 2 or three selfies a day. And every picture is the exact same pose with the exact same smile and she’s always in a bathroom. The only things that change are her outfits and the increasing amount of lines on her face. Looking at her Facebook pictures is like looking at a flipbook that showcases how haggard she’s become. There’s nothing wrong with the occasional selfie, but some chicks go way overboard. Point the camera in the opposite direction. The whole point of photography is to share what you see. Stop looking at yourself and start looking at the world.

Critically Rated at 3/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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