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Rolo

Rolo is a candy. It has nothing to do with YOLO. Let’s just get that out of the way. A Rolo is a soft chewy caramel covered with milk chocolate. It’s simple, sweet, and delicious. They are packed in a tube, with each bite-sized piece stacked upon each other. It’s not as satisfying as a Snickers bar. You eat one Rolo and you want another one and then another one. It’s good, but you’re never content. That’s how they get you. You just keep popping them into your mouth until they’re all gone. And you don’t really care when they are gone. You should be mad when you run out of candy. But you’re indifferent when you run out of Rolo. They are decent candies, but nobody would ever notice if Rolo was taken off the market tomorrow.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Zig-Zag Rolling Papers

Zig-Zag is a company that makes rolling papers for cigarettes. They are inexpensive, usually $1-2 for a pack of thirty-two and they last for a while if you’re not using them to smoke cigarettes.  A lot of people use them for rolling joints or spliffs. Zig-Zag is like the Coca-Cola of rolling papers. If you ask someone to get you soda, they’ll come back with Coke. If you ask someone for papers, they’ll come back with Zig-Zags. There are a few other brands out there, but Zig-Zag is the most common and the most trusted.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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