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Skipping Breakfast 

I skip breakfast. I usually wake up, take a shit and a shower, get dressed, and go to work. I’ll have a cup of black coffee and a glass of ice water in the breakroom before my shift starts. My first meal is usually lunch, then I’ll snack throughout the day until dinner, and maybe a few more munchies before bedtime. That’s been my routine for a while now. 

The nice thing about skipping breakfast is that I’m conditioned to it and my body doesn’t rely on it. So when I do actually do eat breakfast I feel like Popeye downing a can of spinach. All the naysayers will say that’s proof that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Malarkey, it’s just a boost like a video game power up. 

The weird thing is that I like breakfast foods. Eggs, hash browns, sausage, pancakes, motherfucking bacon… all are delicious, but I’d rather have them for dinner when I’m awake enough to enjoy them. Cereal is more of a snack for me, but I’d rather eat it straight from the box than pour it in a bowl with milk. That makes it soggy and soggy cereal is gross. Don’t get me wrong. Breakfast is good, it’s just too early for me. I need time to build up my appetite.

Critically Rated at 10/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce

Steak. Steak is delicious and amazing. Some people add sauce or spices to amp up the flavor factor. A lot of people like A1 Steak Sauce or merlot garlic butter. I prefer my steak with some Worcestershire sauce, preferably Lea & Perrins brand. Worcestershire is a tongue twister. They should give you a free bottle if you can say it ten times fast without fucking up. Worcestershire sauce is a smorgasbord of flavor enhancers. It’s made of malt vinegar, spirit vinegar, molasses, sugar, salt, anchovies, tamarind extract, onions, garlic, spice, and flavoring. Mmmmm, flavoring. Wikipedia suggests that the spice and flavoring are cloves, soy sauce, lemons, pickles, and peppers. I pretty much like the flavors and tastes of all those items. Tamarind extract is especially appetizing.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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