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Cheez-It Hot & Spicy

Cheez-It is a brand of snack crackers made with real cheese, and Cheez-It Hot & Spicy is a hot and spicy version of them. It’s made with Tabasco, but it’s the green Tabasco, not the normal red one. You know, the red one that everybody prefers. They still taste good, but it’s disappointing because you know that they could have tasted better. They are salty, cheesy, and they have a little jalapeno kick. They are spicy, but they aren’t really spicy. I would say they are on the mild side of medium. I could eat a bag of them, but buying a box would be a waste. Whatever, it’s good to see that Tabasco is still around in this Sriracha-dominated society. Don’t get me wrong, Sriracha is the shit but Tabasco is an originator. You might get a little cracker residue on your hands, but they aren’t really greasy. It’s a satisfying snack and it cures the munchies. I’m happy.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Goldfish Parmesan

Goldfish Parmesan are the Parmesan cheese-flavored version of Pepperidge Farm’s famous fish-shaped baked snack crackers. They taste kind of bland when compared to the other flavors of Goldfish. They don’t taste cheesy at all, which is ok because processed cheese flavor can sometimes be overwhelming and slightly disgusting. It’s impossible to look tough when you’re eating Goldfish. Little smiling fishlike snacks aren’t that intimidating for some reason. Goldfish Parmesan is decent, but more flavor would be nice. I’ll stick with the classic Cheddar flavor for now.

Critically Rated at 10/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Cheez-It Cheddar Jack

These are baked snack crackers made with 100% real cheese! It says so right on the box! What a time to be alive. I’ve always been a fan of the original Cheez-It Cheddar; it’s a good alternative to potato chips. Cheddar Jack is a good flavor, it is worth trying out, but original, Tobasco and the party mix are better. Cheez-Its are good for game nights or small get-togethers; a box for yourself usually goes stale because you don’t eat them all the time.

Critically Rated at 12/17

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