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Fake Cracked Screen iPhone Case

I think that I’m going to invest in a fake cracked screen iPhone case. It would be a case to protect your iPhone. The front of the case would make your screen appear like it is cracked. That would help to deter thieves. Thieves don’t like cracked iPhones. There’s little resale value to them. I Googled “fake cracked iPhone case” and only saw a few products that are similar. There’s one fake cracked case that makes the back of the phone look shattered. That’s not good enough. I want the screen to look cracked. There are also a couple of fake cracked screen stickers, but stickers don’t do much to protect your phone. So can somebody please make me a fake cracked screen iPhone case? I know that I’ll never get around to it. It’s up to you to make it happen.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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A Fly on the TV

I was watching TV the other day and a fly landed on the screen. It would stay in one spot for a little bit, then it walk over to a different spot for a while, then it would find a new spot to hang out in. It made it really hard to focus on whatever I was pretending to watch. There should not be a fly on the TV. The fly should be flying, not walking around keeping me from enjoying my Netflix. I don’t know how a little bug could be such a big distraction, but I can’t even stand a screen with a dead pixel. There’s no way I can ignore a fly. Flies are way bigger than pixels.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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An iPhone with a Cracked Screen

An iPhone with a cracked screen is like a dead dog on the freeway. It doesn’t matter if it’s not your dog, you still feel sad when you see it. An iPhone is a work of art, it is a sexy piece of technology, and a cracked screen can make it an ugly paperweight. Some people use a cracked screen as an opportunity to upgrade and buy a new phone. Some people use their insurance to get a replacement model. Some people embrace the crack and treat it like it’s a badge of honor. And some people have to borrow their little sister’s old Nokia. Life’s not fair.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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