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Cheese and Crackers

            You got invited to a dinner party and you’re not quite sure what to bring. Beer and wine are always acceptable, but everyone brings beer and wine. You can’t go wrong by bringing some fancy cheese and crackers. It’s an appreciated hors d’oeuvre. It’s something to nibble on while you sip your booze and make idle conversation. There are so many great types of cheese out there; you have to try them all to find out which ones you prefer. Generally speaking, the more it stinks, the better it tastes. If you’re bad at choosing cheese, you can always grab a premade platter. They will have a few types of cheese, some crackers, and salami or pepperoni. Some of the fancier ones might include olives or grapes. You can’t go wrong with cheese and crackers. Even if you don’t know how to cook, you can still make a good impression with a decent cheese platter.

            Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

 

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Slice of Pizza

It’s late at night, the bars are closing and your stomach is growling. It’s time for a slice of pizza. You don’t want a whole pie, you just need a slice and you need it now. A slice of pizza is a godsend when you’re drunk and starving. You’ll stumble into a small pizza shop and see a bunch of pizzas with an assortment of toppings bathing under the warmth of a half dozen heat lamps. Now you have choices…. A meat combo or a veggie combo or pepperoni with mushrooms? Decisions, decisions. You order a slice, they pop it in the oven to reanimate it, you add some pizza peppers and Parmesan cheese, then you take a bite and you’re in heaven. A slice of pizza is the perfect way to wrap up a night on the town.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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