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Naked Peach Guava + Coconut Water

Naked makes all natural fruit juices, made with 100% juice and no sugar added. It’s healthy and delicious, not to mention it’s also gluten free, has no preservatives, and is vegan. But I don’t care about all the health bullshit, I care if it tastes good or not. And it tastes good. I got the Peach Guava + Coconut Water blend. It has ¾ of a peach, ¾ of a guava, ½ of a coconut’s water, 1/3 of a mango, ¾ of an orange, and ¾ of an apple. The peach, guava, and mango makes it tastes tropical, the coconut water gets kind of muted, but it makes the medley more refreshing. And it’s fun to say that I got Naked at the store. Or that I got Naked with your mom and she swallowed my sweet sticky juice. I can keep going with this. There’s nothing wrong with getting Naked. You should get Naked too and see what all the fuss is about. Everyone should get Naked and we can have a huge Naked party.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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V8 Juice

Not in the mood to eat veggies? Well, now you can drink your veggies. The future is now. V8 is 100% vegetable juice has two full servings of vegetables. It has tomato juice, carrot juice, celery juice, beet juice, parsley juice, lettuce juice, water crest juice, and spinach juice. If you’re paying attention, you’ll notice that’s eight vegetables. V8. Get it now? It tastes like cold Campbell’s tomato soup. If that doesn’t sound appetizing, it’s because it’s not. But it’s healthy for you. So drink to your health and swallow that shit.

Critically Rated at 9/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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