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Hat

A hat is clothing for your head. There are a lot of different types of hats. There are baseball caps, there are fedoras, there are berets, there are visors, there are helmets, there are beanies… you get the gist. Lots of hats, lots of styles, lots of names. Hats can be functional. Some shade your eyes. Some keep your head warm. Some hold beer cans with straws so you can drink without having to use your hands. I’m not a hat person. I have a few hats but I rarely wear them. I can’t pull them off. I look weird with a hat on. Some people know how to rock them. They look better with a hat. Sometimes their hat becomes their trademark and defines them, like the lead singer of Jamiroquai or Indiana Jones. They would look weird without a hat. Try to imagine Robin Hood without a hat. You can’t. A Robin Hood without a Robin Hood hat isn’t a Robin Hood at all.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Unfitted Hats

Unfitted hats are baseball caps that are adjustable. There is typically a strap or plastic thing that you can use to tighten or loosen the fit. They are cheaper than regular fitted hats because they can go on anybody’s head, no matter how misshapen it is. There’s never a reason to pay for one. Every unfitted hat in my wardrobe has been from a promotional giveaway, like for opening up a new checking account. I’m not a hat guy. I hardly ever wear hats. But even I know that unfitted hats aren’t fashionable. They are cheap and they make you look cheap, especially when you turn your cap backwards and have the strap on display in the center of your forehead. You think you look cool. You don’t. You look cheap. And cheap is not a good look. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t wear unfitted hats. I’m saying that I’ll like you less if you do.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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