A hat is clothing for your head. There are a lot of different types of hats. There are baseball caps, there are fedoras, there are berets, there are visors, there are helmets, there are beanies… you get the gist. Lots of hats, lots of styles, lots of names. Hats can be functional. Some shade your eyes. Some keep your head warm. Some hold beer cans with straws so you can drink without having to use your hands. I’m not a hat person. I have a few hats but I rarely wear them. I can’t pull them off. I look weird with a hat on. Some people know how to rock them. They look better with a hat. Sometimes their hat becomes their trademark and defines them, like the lead singer of Jamiroquai or Indiana Jones. They would look weird without a hat. Try to imagine Robin Hood without a hat. You can’t. A Robin Hood without a Robin Hood hat isn’t a Robin Hood at all.
Critically Rated at 13/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young