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Leftover Halloween Candy

Halloween has come and gone, but leftover Halloween candy is still around if you’re lucky. I went into the break room at work today and one of my coworkers brought in a bag of fun-sized candy for everybody to enjoy. It was a nice assortment of Smarties, Nerds, Swedish Fish, Laffy Taffy, Starburst, and Snickers bars. I grabbed a few pieces of candy and proceeded to stuff my face. I’m a fat kid at heart, I’m not ashamed to admit it. It’s always been like that. I was never good at saving my Halloween candy. I would eat it all within forty-eight hours. Surprisingly I never got cavities. I like to think it’s because of the milk in all the chocolate I ate. You have to be smart when you’re rationing out your leftover Halloween candy. You have to eat a good piece of candy and then a bad piece of candy. Or you can force yourself to eat a bad piece of candy and then reward yourself with a good piece of candy. You don’t want to end up with a bunch of Candy Corn.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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A Group of Waldos

I did Bay to Breakers the other day (I didn’t run it, I stumbled it). If you don’t know, B2B is a famous San Francisco footrace where everyone dresses up and gets drunk in public. You see lots of people wearing clever costumes and you also see a lot of terrible ones. Nothing is more terrible than a group of Waldos. I saw about seven or eight groups dressed up like the titular character from Where’s Waldo?, and each time I would get increasingly mad. The whole point of Where’s Waldo? is to find Waldo, which is hard because there’s only one Waldo. It defeats the purpose if there is more than one. There should only be one Waldo in the crowd, not five fucking Waldos standing right next to each other. Group Waldos should be banned. It’s not original, it’s not smart, and it needs to stop. So the next time Halloween or Bay to Breakers rolls around and someone suggests that you all dress up as Waldo, you should suggest that they go fuck themselves.

Critically Rated at 1/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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