A Group of Waldos

I did Bay to Breakers the other day (I didn’t run it, I stumbled it). If you don’t know, B2B is a famous San Francisco footrace where everyone dresses up and gets drunk in public. You see lots of people wearing clever costumes and you also see a lot of terrible ones. Nothing is more terrible than a group of Waldos. I saw about seven or eight groups dressed up like the titular character from Where’s Waldo?, and each time I would get increasingly mad. The whole point of Where’s Waldo? is to find Waldo, which is hard because there’s only one Waldo. It defeats the purpose if there is more than one. There should only be one Waldo in the crowd, not five fucking Waldos standing right next to each other. Group Waldos should be banned. It’s not original, it’s not smart, and it needs to stop. So the next time Halloween or Bay to Breakers rolls around and someone suggests that you all dress up as Waldo, you should suggest that they go fuck themselves.

Critically Rated at 1/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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