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December 7, 2014 · 5:25 pm

Rockstar Super Sours Green Apple Energy Drink

Rockstar Super Sours Green Apple Energy Drink is an energy drink that tastes like sour green apples. It’s only slightly sour, not super sour like it says in its name. That’s okay though, you don’t want your energy drink to taste super sour. I can’t decide if I like it or not. It tastes like somebody dropped a Warhead candy into a can of Rockstar. If that sounds good then you would probably like this. If it doesn’t then you should probably avoid this. It contains no juice, has 66 grams of sugar per 16-oz can, and includes delicious ingredients like pantothenic acid, niacinamide, inositol, pryidoxine, hydrochloride, and cyanocobalamin. Energy drinks are scary if you read the label. I’m not going to do that anymore.

Critically Rated at 9/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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August 6, 2014 · 1:54 pm

Gatorade Fierce Green Apple

Gatorade Fierce Green Apple is a green apple flavored sports drink from Gatorade’s Fierce lineup. It’s not Fierce Green Apple, it’s Green Apple from Gatorade Fierce. Either way, it’s green apple flavored. It’s tastes like a liquidized version of a green Jolly Rancher, only watered down. It’s kind of sweet but still retains the sourness of a Granny Smith apple. It tastes good, but I don’t think it’s chuggable and Gatorade should be chuggable. You need to replenish your electrolytes as fast as possible and you can’t do that if you can’t chug it. This is the type of Gatorade that you would get when you’re just a thirsty dude, not when you’re doing something athletic. It’s also a limited edition flavor so you only have a small window to experience it. I don’t know when the window is closing either, so you better get on it right away if you want to try some. Carpe Greenum – Seize the Green.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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January 18, 2013 · 11:02 am

Skittles Original, Now with Green Apple

I know I’ve written about Skittles before, but now there’s a new flavor: Green Apple. It’s green and it tastes like a sour Granny Smith green apple. They had to get rid of the Lime flavor to make room for it. They can’t have two green ones in the same bag, that would be ludicrous. It tastes good, but I’m kind of peeved. I didn’t know that there was an Anti-Lime Skittle movement. Why didn’t they get rid of Grape? If you’ve been looking for an excuse to buy candy, a new flavor Skittle is perfectly valid. What an exciting time to be alive.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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