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Gatorade Fierce Green Apple

Gatorade Fierce Green Apple is a green apple flavored sports drink from Gatorade’s Fierce lineup. It’s not Fierce Green Apple, it’s Green Apple from Gatorade Fierce. Either way, it’s green apple flavored. It’s tastes like a liquidized version of a green Jolly Rancher, only watered down. It’s kind of sweet but still retains the sourness of a Granny Smith apple. It tastes good, but I don’t think it’s chuggable and Gatorade should be chuggable. You need to replenish your electrolytes as fast as possible and you can’t do that if you can’t chug it. This is the type of Gatorade that you would get when you’re just a thirsty dude, not when you’re doing something athletic. It’s also a limited edition flavor so you only have a small window to experience it. I don’t know when the window is closing either, so you better get on it right away if you want to try some. Carpe Greenum – Seize the Green.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Faderade

Faderade is the ideal beverage for when you have to combine day drinking with drinking in public. It’s a simple mixture of Gatorade and vodka served in an inconspicuous Gatorade bottle. You’ll look like every other thirsty dude on the street. The vodka will get you drunk and the Gatorade will help keep you hydrated. Plus it has electrolytes. Gatorade and vodka go together pretty well. You can hardly taste the vodka if you find the right balance. Just be careful because you can get fucked up pretty fast and be blacked out in no time. And for the next few days, you’ll get sick whenever you see the Gatorade flavor you made it with. It doesn’t matter which flavor you get, but I prefer the blue ones. Avoid the red ones because you’ll think that you’re dying when you start throwing up.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Gatorade Frost Glacier Cherry

There’s a new flavor of Gatorade out and it’s pretty exciting. Glacier Cherry is the newest member of the Gatorade Frost family. It has a cool name and a refreshing taste, but the coolest thing about it is the color. It’s white and it’s eye catching. It sticks out like a sore thumb on the display shelves. It’s very noticeable. It almost looks like watered down milk. It has a slightly muted cherry flavor, which is a good thing because you don’t want to chug cherry juice after your workout. It’s not the best flavor of Gatorade, but it’s worth getting if you see it at the store. Just be prepared to talk to random strangers about it. I had a few people come up and ask me where I got it. Nothing breaks the ice like Gatorade Frost Glacier Cherry.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Gatorade Lime Cucumber

Gatorade has conquered the sports drink market and the only thing left for them to do is experiment with new flavors. Like Lime Cucumber. I saw this the other day and had to try it. It tastes like a watered down Lemon-Lime Gatorade with cucumbers in it and when you swallow you get a subtle citrus sensation. It’s refreshing but weird. It doesn’t fit in with Gatorade’s other products. And I can’t imagine chugging one. I’m adventurous and like trying new things but I think I’ll lay off the Lime Cucumber flavored sports drinks for a while.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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