Finding money is cool, but finding weed on the floor is even better. You can ignore the five-second rule if weed is involved. The fire will kill the germs. Germs hate fire. It’s science. Finding a nug on the floor is awesome. It’s like a present from your stoney past. You just have to check it for hair. Burning hair is bad enough, but smoking hair will kill you. It’s science.
Critically Rated at 14/17
You could be having the worst day of your life, but nothing makes you smile like putting your hands in the pockets of a jacket you haven’t worn in a while and finding twenty bucks. It’s like a present from your forgetful self. Sometimes you’ll be trudging along the street and you’ll notice a little piece of paper with a familiar face on it. It might just be a five, but that’s a Slurpee and some munchies at 7-Eleven. Finding money on the ground at the bar is like winning the lottery.
Critically Rated at 17/17