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Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone is dry, thin pastry shaped like a cone. You take the cone, add a scoop of ice cream, and there you go. It’s one of the best ways to serve ice cream. A lot of people eat ice cream from a bowl or directly from the carton, but cones have a few perks. Ice cream cones are more fun to eat. Bowls are boring. Plus you have to wash the bowl when you’re done eating. There’s no cleanup involved with a cone, you just eat the damn thing. And it tastes delicious. Most people don’t keep ice cream cones in their homes, so they become more of a treat. Cones make a happy food even better. Cones remind you of your childhood, of summer days and county fairs.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Ice Cream Cake

Cake is good but it also causes a lot of debate about which type of cake is the best. Some people like the classics like carrot cake or cheesecake, while others prefer red velvet or Tiramisu. There are a lot of cakes out there. There are a lot of options. But nothing beats ice cream cake. As soon as people start the next cake debate, all you have to do is mention ice cream cake and everyone will shut up in agreement. Ice cream cake is the ultimate dessert. It is just what it sounds like: cake made out of ice cream. It combines two of the best desserts of all time into one holy super dessert. Ice cream cake is a rare treat. You only see it on special occasions, like a going away party or for a Bar Mitzvah. I wish that wasn’t the case. I wish everyday was another day for ice cream cake. I think the world would be a better place.

Critically Rated at 17/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra

Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra is a core of soft caramel surrounded by chocolate and caramel ice creams and fudge chips. If that sounds intense, it is. It’s super rich and the caramel core is a big glob of sugary glop. It is extremely chocolately and caramely. In case you didn’t know it is named after the Kama Sutra, a delightful ancient Indian children’s story. It’s actually a sex book, making this flavor a very sexy pun. Props to Ben and his pal Jerry.

Critically Rated at 13/17

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