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Hair of the Dog

Everybody knows that you fight fire with fire and that the best cure for a hangover is more alcohol. It’s known as hair of the dog. You might wake up the morning after a night of partying with a splitting headache and a craving for McDonald’s, but downing a Bloody Mary or a Mimosa in the a.m. is enough to save your life. You’re not drinking to get drunk again. You’re drinking to get rid of the pain. A hangover is the first sign of alcohol withdrawal. Pumping booze back into your system helps to level you out. It’s science. I read it on Wikipedia. Now you read it here. Dealing with the hair of the dog is not an easy thing to handle sometimes. It’s tough to drink when you don’t want to drink. But you’ll actually feel better if you can stomach it and manage not to puke. The best cure for a hangover is often the hair of the dog that bit you.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Asking People How to Cure the Hiccups

You have the hiccups and that sucks. But don’t ask anyone how to get rid of them because everyone has their own trick and everybody else is wrong. It becomes a pissing contest to see which technique works. And why are you even asking people how to cure the hiccups? You fucking know what they are going to say. It’s always involves drinking water, holding your breath, getting scared, or some combination of that. Don’t go on Facebook and say you have hiccups either. That’s not status worthy, you attention seeking whore.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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