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Asking People How to Cure the Hiccups

You have the hiccups and that sucks. But don’t ask anyone how to get rid of them because everyone has their own trick and everybody else is wrong. It becomes a pissing contest to see which technique works. And why are you even asking people how to cure the hiccups? You fucking know what they are going to say. It’s always involves drinking water, holding your breath, getting scared, or some combination of that. Don’t go on Facebook and say you have hiccups either. That’s not status worthy, you attention seeking whore.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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