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One Long Hair

I buzz my head because it’s easy to maintain and it’s cheap as hell. I bought some electric clippers for $50 a few years ago and shave my head every month or two. I’ve probably saved a few thousand dollars by avoiding the barbershop over the years. I’ve gotten pretty quick and efficient with it, I can shave my head in a couple of minutes. But no matter what, there’s always a single strand of hair that manages to avoid the clippers somehow. It’s unavoidable. There will always be one long hair that survives the cut. It’s usually around the ears or the back of my neck but that fucker can pop up anywhere. And I always notice it after I’ve put the clippers away. At that point I just grab the tweezers and pluck that fucker out.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Clipping Toenails

Have you ever waited a few weeks before cutting your toenail? And been pleasantly surprised at how big it is? Not just how big, but how smooth and perfectly formed it is? I made that! That came from me! I am a man. This is the closest to the miracle of giving birth that I can experience. Thank God. Well trimmed toenail clippings are little man babies.

If you are a little, old Asian lady, you clip your toenails on the bus. And you always sit next to me. You are gross.

Critically Rated at 12/17

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