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Cigarette Butts

One of the biggest drawbacks to smoking isn’t cancer, it’s cigarette butts. Cigarette butts are the leftovers from a cigarette that’s been smoked. It’s the part with the filter and a tiny nub of tobacco. They are everywhere because cigarette smokers like to flick their butt when they finish smoking. As a consequence you will find cigarette butts littering the city streets and sidewalks, on beaches and on the sides of hiking trails, they are all over the place. You will find them anywhere a smoker can go and smokers can go anywhere. I have a theory that smokers aren’t deliberately leaving their garbage everywhere to be assholes, they only do it because they don’t want to get lost a la Hansel and Gretel.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Poo Sap

Poo sap is that last little bit of beer in the bottom of a cup or bottle. It is usually warm and is mostly made of backwash. It tastes nasty but the beer isn’t done until you drink it, so man up and swallow that shit. It is a crime to waste precious alcohol. Other places have other names for that little bit of beer, but poo sap should be standardized for consistency’s sake. Drinking poo sap from other people’s bottles is like smoking people’s used cigarette butts. It’s gross but happens way more than it should.

Critically Rated at 4/17

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