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Russian Motorcycle Vigilante Chick

There’s a new video going around the Internets involving a Russian chick on a motorcycle. She goes around town with a helmet video camera and records her interactions with littering drivers. Someone will throw some garbage on the ground, she will pick it up, catch up to them, and throw their garbage back at them and speed away. It’s very satisfying to watch, especially if you’ve ever had to deal with someone else’s trash. The girl is obviously brave. It takes balls to stand up to others and do the right thing. It takes a special set of balls to do the right thing in Russia. I’ve seen enough dash cam videos to know that you don’t want to fuck with Russian motorists.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Cigarette Butts

One of the biggest drawbacks to smoking isn’t cancer, it’s cigarette butts. Cigarette butts are the leftovers from a cigarette that’s been smoked. It’s the part with the filter and a tiny nub of tobacco. They are everywhere because cigarette smokers like to flick their butt when they finish smoking. As a consequence you will find cigarette butts littering the city streets and sidewalks, on beaches and on the sides of hiking trails, they are all over the place. You will find them anywhere a smoker can go and smokers can go anywhere. I have a theory that smokers aren’t deliberately leaving their garbage everywhere to be assholes, they only do it because they don’t want to get lost a la Hansel and Gretel.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Putting Your Trash Next To The Garbage Can But Not In It

There’s some asshole/idiot that I work with that doesn’t know how garbage cans work. He knows what they are for, but he doesn’t know how to use them properly. I know this because he has a habit of bringing his trash to the garbage can, but he leaves it on the floor beside it for somebody else to put it in. It’s very weird. He will take the time to pick up his trash, he will carry it all the way to the garbage can, and then he won’t take the extra half-second or so to throw it away himself. Putting your trash next to the garbage can but not in it is a glorious way of littering. You’re not making the world a better place. You’re just pissing people off and somebody might write a blog post about how much of a lazy dickhole you are. Either clean up after yourself or don’t. There’s no need to pretend you’re not a litterbug.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Leaving Your Trash in Public

I was taking my usual train to work today and I saw a middle aged guy wearing a suit reading the newspaper and sipping some Starbucks. I thought that he was a typical businessman on his way to the office, but then he left his newspaper and used cup on the ground by his seat when he got off the train. I had to do a double take, I believe flabbergasted is the word. Who the hell does this guy think he is? Why is he so important that he feels like he can leave his fucking garbage for somebody else to deal with? Leaving your trash in public is pretty low. Even your mom would lose respect for you if she caught you doing that. She raised you better than that. Nobody likes a litterbug. You shouldn’t be allowed outside if you can’t handle cleaning up after yourself.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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