I usually work morning shifts, but every now and then my managers like to sneak in a closing night shift into my schedule. It keeps me on my toes. I don’t mind because night shifts give me the chance to be productive before work. It gives me enough time to do laundry, run errands, pay bills, and write blog posts about being productive before work. I don’t usually do anything fun or exciting before night shifts because I don’t want to get into shenanigans and feel the need to call out.
Today is one of those days where I work at night. I slept in an extra couple of hours and woke up feeling refreshed and invigorated. I drank a beer to kill that feeling, and then I did laundry. I’m still doing it actually. I just put everything into the dryer, then I skated home and started writing this article. Hopefully I will finish writing before I have to go back to the laundromat. This whole situation is very meta right now.
Well, the article is drawing to an end now and my laundry is still tumbling around in the dryer so I will call this a success. I still have a few hours to be productive. Maybe I will get a haircut. Most likely I will watch shit on YouTube or Netflix until it’s time to leave. You can’t deny that I was productive. I did some stuff.
Critically Rated at 14/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young