I like to insult people and I like to be original while I’m doing it. My new insult of choice is to call people a cumsniffer. I think it’s a tremendous juxtaposition with a nice balance and pleasant ring to it. And it’s simply delightful to say. Try it. Cumsniffer. It rolls off the tongue. It’s pretty versatile because it’s so vague. Does it mean that you snort semen or did you just catch a whiff of jizz? Next time someone is verbally attacking you, respond with this clever comeback and watch them shut the fuck up. They can’t talk shit if their jaw is dropped. Cumsniffer is interchangeable with motherfucker. For more emphasis you can call someone a shit-eating cumsniffer, or perhaps a titty-fucking cumsniffer if you really want to confuse them.
Critically Rated at 15/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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