I’m in the service industry and people order water all the time. Water is free. They get water with a soda, they get it with a cocktail, they get it when they don’t want to pay for a drink. So if you order a just a water and I bring it to you and then you suddenly specify that you want a water with no ice, I want to throw that shit in your face. Fuck you. Ice is fucking water. If you want water with no ice, let it sit and melt and don’t fucking bother me. If you order just a water then I know you are cheap and I know you won’t tip. That’s why I gave you water with ice, I’m hoping you will choke on a cube.
Critically Rated at 1/17