A titty twister is when your asshole friend pinches your nipple and twists it. It goes by a few other names. I’ve heard it been called a purple nurple or a boobie blister, and there are alternate spellings such as tittie twister, but it’s all the same term for that act of casual assault. Titty twisters hurt. You don’t want to be on the receiving end of one, but it’s funny to witness one or to be the guy doing the titty twisting. My friend is really good at titty twisters. She has a special talent where she knows exactly where your nipple is at all times. She just hones in on it, latches on, and twists your titty when you least expect it. She has a 99% titty twister success rate, which is uncanny. Most titty twister attempts only have a 60% success rate. It’s a lot harder to grab a nipple that you can’t see than you might think. It’s not a great talent to have, but it’s still a valid talent.
Critically Rated at 11/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young