You’re chilling with some friends, it’s getting near dinnertime, and you all decide to order a pizza with some garlic twists. Twists are good, pizza is great, and you’re not sure which one to eat first. Let me give you a hint: start with a slice or two of pizza, then grab a twist, then go back to pizza. If you’re still hungry after that, then you can grab another twist. It’s more important to fill up on pizza first. You got the twists to go with the pizza; you didn’t get the pizza to go with the twists. Pizza is the main event, twists are just the accessory. So remember: it’s pizza then twists then back to pizza. And it all goes better with beer.
Critically Rated at 14/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young