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Miller Lite

Miller Lite is considered by many to be the first light beer. This is when American beer went from being bad to being terrible. It has an alcohol content of 4.2%, which is only slightly higher than O’Douls or mountain spring water. I don’t like beer with low alcohol content. I drink to get drunk, not to take a piss every 15 minutes with a slight buzz.

Critically Rated at 4/17

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Bud Light Lime

A typical American swill lager with a twist – a lime twist. My guess is that the trolls at Anheuser-Busch finally realized that Bud Light has no flavor. They decided that they would add lime, and so they did. It’s not a bad idea. It actually makes it taste less like water. I hope that Corona takes note and copies them. Bud Light still sucks though.

Critically Rated at 9/17

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Pabst Blue Ribbon

Some people love PBR. Some people eat their boogers. This is your standard American swill lager. The label brags that it was voted America’s Best in 1893. That was a fucking long time ago. I can’t remember what happened 2 weeks ago. There is nothing spectacular about this beer. It is fully average in everyway.

Critically rated at 8.5/17. That’s exactly half right?

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