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Getting Stared At By a Baby

I was on the train going to work when I felt someone staring at me. I can always tell when I’m being watched. It’s an eerie feeling. I glanced around to see who was looking at me. I found the culprit staring at me from across the aisle. It was a baby. I was getting stared at by a baby.

I dont like being stared at but I let it slide. Babies don’t mean to be rude. They just are rude. They are babies. They don’t know any better. They just poop, cry, sleep, and stare at things. Eventually they turn into people. Then hopefully they will stop staring at me.

I don’t know how to respond to a baby staring at me, especially when it’s a stranger baby. Do I smile and wave at it? Do I pat it on its head? Do I tell the mom that it’s a cute baby even if it’s an ugly one? What is the proper etiquette in this situation?

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young 

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I Didn’t Mean to Stare

I work in a popular restaurant in a big city. That means I see people, lots of people. And some people have certain features that make them stand out. I served a lady the other day who was very pretty, but she had a mole on the tip of her nose, right smack in the middle of her schnoz. It was quite obvious and very distracting. I couldn’t help noticing and I tried to take her order like normal, but I’m sure she knew that I noticed her nose mole. She probably gets second looks all the time. I felt bad. I didn’t mean to stare. Sometimes I can’t help it. Sorry, mole nose lady. You’re a better person than me.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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