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S’moreos

It’s slow season at the restaurant where I work at right now, and we had a little downtime after the lunch rush the other day. We started coming up with ideas for new desserts using the stuff we had available. We got a couple of jumbo marshmallows and a pack of Oreos. We would toast a marshmallow with a butane torch, cram it between two Oreos, top it off with a generous drizzle of caramel, and proceed to stuff our faces. Each bite was pure bliss and more of a sugar rush than a shot of grenadine mixed with Kool-Aid. I dubbed them S’moreos, a combination of S’mores and Oreos. I thought I was really clever for coming up with that name, and then I googled it and found out that S’moreos already exist. We invented our own recipe though, that’s got to be worth something.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Graham Cracker

Graham crackers were invented by a minister named Sylvester Graham. They were a fixture of a diet partially designed to curb masturbation. Seriously. You can’t make that shit up. He thought that eating bland food would suppress your carnal urges. A graham cracker is a lightly sweetened type of cracker that tastes almost like a cookie, except it’s slightly healthier for you. Graham crackers are a staple of children’s lunches and day care snack times around the world. They are a crucial part of your childhood. Your affection for graham crackers starts to wane once you hit puberty. Can you even remember the last time you had just a graham cracker and nothing else? S’mores don’t count. You haven’t had a graham cracker by itself since middle school, admit it.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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