Ok, annoying bitch on the bus who keeps on smacking your gum, you need to stop. Either spit out your gum or keep your fucking mouth closed. You are fucking gross and disgusting, you fucking perpetual masticator. Is that your first piece of gum? Because if it’s not, than you have been chewing gum wrong for years and that’s fucking pathetic. Each time you smack your gum, I want to smack you. And I’d be justified in doing it.
Critically Rated at 3/17