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Sleepover

A sleepover is when a person goes to another person’s house and stays for the night. If you have two or more people spending the night, the sleepover gets upgraded to a slumber party. Sleepovers are popular with kids, teens, and young adults. I remember my first sleepover. Well, it was an attempted sleepover. I got scared and ran home. Luckily I was at my neighbor’s house across the street so I didn’t have to run far. I don’t remember what I was scared of, but I was a bed-wetter at the time so it was probably a good thing that I ran away. I could have ended up with a terrible nickname for the rest of my life. Planned sleepovers are fun because you have something to look forward to. But spontaneous sleepovers are more fun. Especially if it’s a sexy time sleepover (also known as a one night stand). I had two spontaneous sleepovers this week alone. Too bad they weren’t sexy time sleepovers, they just consisted of drunk friends crashing at my pad after the bars closed. Loud drunk friends, so I apologize to my downstairs neighbors.

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Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Sleeping Bag

A sleeping bag is a bag that you sleep in. You use them when you go camping or have a sleepover. It’s essential camping gear. Most of them roll up or get stuffed into another bag. I don’t know what you call the bag for the sleeping bag, but there has to be a name for it. Quality sleeping bags are made of down or synthetic insulators to keep you warm in freezing temperatures. You can’t climb Everest without a sleeping bag. Mummy sleeping bags are the best because they provide the most protection from the cold. The second best one is the Star Wars Tauntaun sleeping bag, because that’s the best idea for anything ever.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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