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Ray J

Ray J is a wannabe R&B singer/actor. A few people have heard of him because he’s Brandy’s little brother and also because he fucked Kim Kardashian before she was all used up. He basically owes everything he has to Brandy. She got him a recording contract and a role in Moesha. He was sort of in the public eye, but nobody was looking at him intentionally. It was still enough to get hot chicks to sleep with him, and one of those hotties was Kim Kardashian. They went out for a while and they made some home movies and one of them got leaked on the Internet. At that point, Ray J was already a falling star and Kim was a virtual unknown. The sex tape reminded a few people that he was still alive, but it turned Kim Kardashian into a household name. After the sex tape she got offers to do a reality show called Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which led to all of the terrible spin-offs and the eventual 24-hour Kardashian Network. The sex tape launched her career into the stratosphere, and Ray J’s stalled out. He’s always been second fiddle and he always will be. He’s kind of a joke because he’s not famous enough to be a punchline.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson made her living by being the sexiest slut on the planet. She was the star of Baywatch (no offense to David Hasselhoff, but her bouncing breasts are better than yours). She had not one, but two sex tapes released to the public. Even Paris Hilton has more discretion. Pamela Anderson oozed sex appeal, and she was one of the few celebs that were sleazy enough that you though you had a shot with. But now she’s old and plastic and you feel dirty when you jack off to old pictures of her. It’s like wanking it to Britney Murphy. She’s dead and you’re a pervert. Pamela Anderson is long past attractive and a few miles past used. The sad thing is that most guys would still fuck her just to say they have. And you get the feeling she embraces that fact.

Critically Rated at 6/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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