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Bloody Knuckles

Bloody knuckles is a game where two players take turns punching each other on the knuckles until somebody gives up or someone makes you stop playing. It’s most often played by bored high school kids and drunk assholes at the bar. If you ever wake up with your hand hurting after a night of drinking, you were probably one of those drunk assholes playing it at the bar. It’s a game of machismo, a casual contest of strength that you play with your friends like arm wrestling or slap boxing. You’re not trying to hurt the other person necessarily, you’re simply trying to win and getting hurt is sometimes an unfortunate byproduct. Pain is a good thing though. That’s why people play games like bloody knuckles. It’s always entertaining watching people get hurt.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Bitch Slap

You’re in a heated argument and the other guy crosses the line and insults your mother. You love your mother and you have to let him know that. So you bitch slap him. That’s when you smack him in the face with your palm with the all the power and force of a punch behind it. It doesn’t have to be a form of domestic violence and it shouldn’t be. It should be the step before fists start flying and actual punches are being thrown. It’s like the precursor to a real fight, but it’s more of a physical insult. It’s soul-crushing. It’s demeaning, You don’t want to be the one being bitch slapped. You want to be the bitch slapper. But be wary of assault charges because that’s an actual possibility. Be careful who you’re bitch slapping. Ideally you’re only witnessing the bitch slap because that is pure entertainment. I’m not condoning violence, just bitch slaps. And don’t take this article seriously, it’s just filler material. I got to write about something. Thanks for reading it though.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Slug Bug

Slug Bug is a game where you punch your friend/sibling/unfortunate victim when you see a Volkswagen Beetle. The rules are simple. If you see a Beetle, you shout out “Slug Bug!” and the color of the car and punch somebody in the arm. You can’t reuse the same Beetle, so there are no immediate retaliations (unless you happen to be driving past a Volkswagen dealership). Slug Bug is also known as Punch Buggy in some places, but Slug Bug is a better name because it has fewer syllables, it rhymes, and it rolls off the tongue. Slug Bug is a game that your parents don’t want you to play, but it was a rite of passage during adolescence. It teaches you to pay attention to your surroundings and to always be on guard. You might get bruised, but you still get toughened up. And that’s a damn good life lesson to learn early on.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Brass Knuckles

People are violent and like to punch other people, especially in the skull. And some people are even more violent and want to break skulls when they punch them. That’s when they get brass knuckles. Now when they can crack skulls all day long with minimal effort. Not just skulls either, you can break all kinds of bones. Brass knuckles are typically made out of steal. They should change the name to reflect that. Maybe call them steal knuckles or metal knuckles. Some people call them knuckledusters. I like that, let’s call them that.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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