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Continuous Stream

Guys are competitive about everything. Even peeing. We always try to outdo everyone else, even at the urinal. That’s why pissing contest is a term. We try to hold it in as long as possible in an attempt to achieve the continuous stream. That’s when you piss slow and steady for a solid sixty seconds or more. It’s relieving and impressive at the same time. If you go up to a urinal at a crowded bar or sports stadium and barely manage to whiz for ten seconds, you feel like less of a man because you are one. But if you overcome your bladder shyness and obtain a continuous stream, you can accomplish anything. The world is yours.

Critically Rated at 16/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Peeing in a Bottle

Ladies, please don’t judge this post. You will never know the simple joy of peeing in a bottle. You can try it, but it might spray so be careful. Peeing in a bottle is not something that you should make a habit of. You do it in emergencies, like when you’re stuck in traffic or someone refuses to get out of the bathroom. I prefer to pee outside, either on a tree or in the snow, but I have no qualms about peeing in a bottle. You just gotta make sure that you don’t lose your grip or overflow the bottle. Drunk pisses can last a long time, and hopefully you’re drunk if you’re peeing into a bottle.

I’m not advocating pissing into bottles. But sometimes toilets get boring and you need to shake things up a bit.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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