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December 3, 2014 · 9:25 pm

There’s Always a Peanut

So I was just pooping (that’s something that I do at least once a day, maybe twice or more) and it dawned on me that no matter what I eat there’s always a peanut in my shit. Granted, I don’t study my stool on a regular basis, but I always notice a peanut when I glance at my bowel movement. Maybe it’s not a peanut, maybe it just looks like one, but I’m not going to go to great lengths to determine if it’s really a peanut or not. I’ll just assume that it’s a peanut so that I can joke about how there’s always a peanut.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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November 13, 2014 · 12:33 pm

Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts

Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts are peanuts that have been salted and roasted with honey. If you’re going to buy peanuts, you might as well buy Planters. And if you’re buying peanuts from Planters, you might as well get the Honey Roasted ones. They taste the best. You get the delectable combination of sweet and salty with a nice solid crunch. You will get a little residue on your hands, but you can get rid of that with a napkin or wiping your hands on your jeans. Planters is a good brand because their peanuts are consistent. You can tell the difference between Planters and generic brands. Generic brand peanuts are often misshapen or off tasting. Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts are a little more expensive, but it’s worth it for the quality.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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March 26, 2012 · 8:23 am

Peanut M&M’s

The classic bite-sized chocolates in a colorful candy shell get a peanut center in this upgrade. People like salty peanuts. People like sweet chocolate. People like small orbs that they can eat. If you haven’t tried Peanut M&M’s at this point in your life, I’m guessing you have a severe nut allergy. If you’re ever bored, I suggest you try a handful of these delicious candies, and then immediately inject yourself with an EpiPen. It’s totally worth it.

Critically Rated at 13/17

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